As if it wasn’t enough that we have to listen to her whining nasal voice hissing out the most uninspired drivel to hit the airwaves in a long time (I am of course talking about the chart-topping Umbrella by the severely over-hyped and under-talented Rihanna), a song which undoubtedly draws much of its success from poorly disguised sexual references like “Baby Come Into Me” and her clothes (or lack thereof) in the video, we are now expected to stand under her umbrella – literally. In true R&B/Hip Hop fashion, Rihanna now has her own line of umbrellas for all the sheep fans to stand under.

The umbrella looks and works exactly like any other umbrella. No hot naked chicks or anything to “get into” is included, just a big RIHANNA spelled out prominently on the side so you can tell the world you have fallen victim to the dry-rot that is plaguing the music industry. Really worth shelling out $20 $14.99 plus shipping for, isn’t it?

Mad Morten used to write for a prominent Norwegian music magazine but became disillusioned and quit after realizing the music industry was more focused on marketability than quality and was willing to sacrifice the latter for the former.